Saturday, August 7, 2010

Monopoly Face (Poker Face Parody)


Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I want to play just like the Parker brothers do
But games like Clue and Risk and Sorry just won’t do (I hate those)
There is only one game that I will play that always has its perks
A game where I can get the electric company and waterworks

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll play the hat, and put a hotel on that
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll play the shoe, and bankrupt you

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my Monopoly face
(she’s gonna land on park place)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my monoply face
(she’s gonna land on park place)

Mmmmm monopoly face Monopoly face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Mmmmm Monopoly face Monopoly face
(Mum mum mum mah)

Everybody knows collection Railroads is the best
Maybe you’ll even land on the Community Chest
Playing as the Banker is never the role for me
I always make him turn all my five hundreds into twenties

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll play the hat, and put a hotel on that
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll play the shoe, and bankrupt you

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my Monoply face
(she’s gonna land on park place)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my monoply face
(she’s gonna land on park place)

Mmmmm monopoly face Monopoly face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Mmmmm Monopoly face Monopoly face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won’t ever go to jail
And if I do I will make bail
Cause I am comical with my monocle
I’m on lying, I’m just rolling, with my dice I’m throwing
Like the monopoly man himself
I will collect all the cash and pass go
Its not all talk, Its not all talk
Check it out, I got boardwalk


Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my Monoply face
(she’s gonna land on park place)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my monoply face
(she’s gonna land on park place)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my Monoply face
(she’s gonna land on park place)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my monoply face
(she’s gonna land on park place)
Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my Monoply face
(she’s gonna land on park place)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my monopoly face
(she’s gonna land on park place)

Mmmmm monopoly face Monopoly face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Mmmmm Monopoly face Monopoly face
(Mum mum mum mah)

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