Announcer: Two super powers going head to head
On one side we have America, on the other The Soviet Union
Who will come out as the winner of this cold rap?
You better duck and cover, these guys are the bomb
Ike Cube and Leonid Breeze Bee take the stage.
US: Yo, you know I’m hotter than fresh apple pie
Sending nuclear missiles into your sky
We stand for Democracy and everything free
You pinko commies wish you could be like me
Our economies boosting, suburbia is Boss
You don’t like it it’s your loss!
USSR: This war may be cold but I’m cool as ice
Equality for everyone, doesn’t that sound nice
We put a satellite into space
And we are going to win this great arms race
You mess with us and you’ll end up dead
Plus we look really good in red.
US: You think you’re so hot but all you do is pout
We’ve build bomb shelters to protect us from fall out
You think your equal, that’s a lie
All your power is in the hands of one guy
We are America, here to save the day
Protecting the world and the American Way
USSR: So whats so perfect about the American way?
Your hatting on African Americans and people who are gay
Your woman are weak, nothing but wives and moms
You say their sexuality is as explosive as bombs
Hate us all you want, but we don’t care
You know you can’t handle the red scare!
Americans think you’re so perfect and free
When you’re really slaves to your TV
US: Why don’t you like our TV? Yes we mean to preach
You guys can’t even handle the freedom of speech!
It’s the great advertisement machine
Helping to commercialize the American dream
Our Levitt towns are affordable and neat
But without commercial goods they are not complete
Our standard of living is better than yours
We are America, we win all wars
USSR: I’m so glad your standard of living is so high
Too bad that is all a big fat lie!
Your people are unhappy, repressed and sad
Your smartest citizens are commies, and it’s not a fad
Try a Witch hunt but you will never find us all
Your capitalist system is going to fall
We are strong and we will fight
That’s why we say “Workers of the world Unite!”
US: I’m America, your worse than Satan
I’m just the little guy your hate’n
USSR: We are the Soviet Union, and we’re not through
Because in Soviet Russia, we out rap you
US: Your so simple, go cry to your mom
We are going to invade Vietnam.
USSR: You think we are done? Not in the least
We are going to unleash our KG Beast.
US: You got missile gap problems? I feel bad for you son
I’ve got 99 problems but nuke aren’t one
(Both parties rap random things over each other until they both pass out from lack of air.)
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