Thursday, September 9, 2010

Disneyland (Some Poems)





Main Street

There is no such sight

As Main Street at night

To see all the color,

The dark and the light.



Toon Town

If only more people lived like clowns

Never replacing smiles with frowns

If only we could live like cartoons,

In our own toontowns.


Peter Pans Flight

Be a boy, never a man

Doing things because you can,

Fly away to never never land

And live forever like Peter Pan

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

The Daleks and the Cybermen (Oklahoma Song Parody)


Oh the Daleks and the Cybermen should be friends,

Oh the Daleks and the Cybermen should be friends,

One likes to exterminate,

The other likes to update

But that’s no reason why they can’t be friends

Intergalactic robots should stick together

Intergalactic robots should all be pals

Cybermen dance with Darvos

Daleks dance with Cyber Gals!

I’d like to say a word for the Dalek,

They are the universes fear maker,

They could causes anything to scream

As long as they’re afraid of giant salt shakers!

The Dalek has destroyed whole planets

They destroy any life form to be found

They have no emotions or fear

At least unless The Doctor is around!

Oh the Daleks and the Cybermen should be friends,

Oh the Daleks and the Cybermen should be friends,

One likes to exterminate,

The other likes to update

But that’s no reason why they can’t be friends

Intergalactic robots should stick together

Intergalactic robots should all be pals

Cybermen dance with Darvos

Daleks dance with Cyber Gals!

I’d like to say a word for the Cybermen,

We are superior beings that keep trying

The Cybermen are better to the Daleks in one respect,

They are better at dying!

The Cybermen could beat the Daleks in a war,

They are soldiers and built to fit that role

But this would hardly be a war

To the Daleks it is just Pest Control!

Oh the Daleks and the Cybermen should be friends,

Oh the Daleks and the Cybermen should be friends,

One likes to exterminate,

The other likes to update

But that’s no reason why they can’t be friends

Intergalactic robots should stick together

Intergalactic robots should all be pals

Cybermen dance with Darvos

Daleks dance with Cyber Gals!

Friday, September 3, 2010

Not A Real Post (Again)


I just wanted to say thank you for all of the new followers.
Next weeks creation is either going to be a poem about zombies or
something related to Doctor Who Villians

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Just Glad To Be Alive (A Song About Harry Potter)

I’m just a nerd

But I secretly wish I was a wizard

I might be good at quiddich and other magic sports

And I would proudly attend Hogwarts

But one little thought keeps going through my head

Something I’ve noticed in the books I’ve read

You see, this fact is what I dread

Because in the world of Harry Potter, I would be dead!


In the first book we saw Quirrell die

No big deal, he was a bad guy

Although in the Chamber of secrets, I held my breath

There wasn’t even a single death

Unless you count the basilisk

But several main characters lives were at risk



Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive


Now everything went according to plan

In the Prisoner of Azkaban

But things really start to heat up

In the Goblet of Fire, that evil cup

The whole Riddle family met their end

Killed by voldemort, couldn’t defend.

Bertha Jerkins and Barty Crouch Sr.

Are now gone for sure

But the only one we care about, who matters to me

Would be when JK killed off Cedric Diggory



Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive


Now lots of people died in the Order of the Phoenix

Lots of people fell under Voldemorts tricks

But the one most people want to come back

Is Harry’s step father, Sirius Black.

And while you might have to wince

A more people died in the Half Blooded Prince

But who cares if Gibbon and Amelia Bones are no more?

Everyone just misses Dumbledore


Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive


JK just went crazy killing people left and right

The dead in the Deathly Hallows is certainly a sight

Well Hedwig, Scrimgeour, and Mad Eye

Ted Tonks, Pettigrew and Dobby die

Fred, Lupin and Tonks, believe me

Snape, Bellatrix and even Collin Creevey.

Even Harry’s life was about to abort

But thankfully he killed Voldemort

Staying alive as a wizard is too much of a struggle

So just be thankful to be a muggle!


Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

MadMen (A Mad World Parody)



All around me are advertising faces

Nostalgic places, nostalgic faces

Insulting women and other races,

Smoking indoors, smoking indoors



Martini’s are filling up their glasses,

Lots of drinking, Lots of drinking

Hide my past, I want to be a mystery

Still don’t feel free, still don’t feel free


And it’s very disappointing,

It’s really very sad,

I have failed as a husband, a human and a dad


I find it really easy

To pretend things never where

Here in New York City we are just

Mad men, Mad Men


Clients waiting for their presentations

Yell at Campbell, yell at Campbell

Try to search my brain for new creations

Lean on Peggy, Lean on Peggy


Married a model and then started cheating

Womanizing, Womanizing

Don’t even know if my heart’s still beating

Too much drinking, still not thinking


And it’s very disappointing,

It’s really very sad,

I have failed as a husband, a human and a dad


I find it really easy

To pretend things never where

Here in New York City we are just

Mad men, Mad Men


And it’s very disappointing,

It’s really very sad,

I have failed as a husband, a human and a dad


I find it really easy

To pretend things never where

Here in New York City we are just

Mad men, Mad Men

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