The Cold Rap Battle

Announcer: Two super powers going head to head

On one side we have America, on the other The Soviet Union

Who will come out as the winner of this cold rap?

You better duck and cover, these guys are the bomb

Ike Cube and Leonid Breeze Bee take the stage.

US: Yo, you know I’m hotter than fresh apple pie

Sending nuclear missiles into your sky

We stand for Democracy and everything free

You pinko commies wish you could be like me

Our economies boosting, suburbia is Boss

You don’t like it it’s your loss!

USSR: This war may be cold but I’m cool as ice

Equality for everyone, doesn’t that sound nice

We put a satellite into space

And we are going to win this great arms race

You mess with us and you’ll end up dead

Plus we look really good in red.

US: You think you’re so hot but all you do is pout

We’ve build bomb shelters to protect us from fall out

You think your equal, that’s a lie

All your power is in the hands of one guy

We are America, here to save the day

Protecting the world and the American Way

USSR: So whats so perfect about the American way?

Your hatting on African Americans and people who are gay

Your woman are weak, nothing but wives and moms

You say their sexuality is as explosive as bombs

Hate us all you want, but we don’t care

You know you can’t handle the red scare!

Americans think you’re so perfect and free

When you’re really slaves to your TV

US: Why don’t you like our TV? Yes we mean to preach

You guys can’t even handle the freedom of speech!

It’s the great advertisement machine

Helping to commercialize the American dream

Our Levitt towns are affordable and neat

But without commercial goods they are not complete

Our standard of living is better than yours

We are America, we win all wars

USSR: I’m so glad your standard of living is so high

Too bad that is all a big fat lie!

Your people are unhappy, repressed and sad

Your smartest citizens are commies, and it’s not a fad

Try a Witch hunt but you will never find us all

Your capitalist system is going to fall

We are strong and we will fight

That’s why we say “Workers of the world Unite!”

US: I’m America, your worse than Satan

I’m just the little guy your hate’n

USSR: We are the Soviet Union, and we’re not through

Because in Soviet Russia, we out rap you

US: Your so simple, go cry to your mom

We are going to invade Vietnam.

USSR: You think we are done? Not in the least

We are going to unleash our KG Beast.

US: You got missile gap problems? I feel bad for you son

I’ve got 99 problems but nuke aren’t one

(Both parties rap random things over each other until they both pass out from lack of air.)

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