Polygamy (A love song)

(Please do not be offended. Its all in good fun)


Hey girl, you are looking kind of down today, when you were working on the farm
When I kissed my second wife you looked at me in alarm.
But you know I love you, as much as I love the other two
Maybe not the first wife as I’m sure you have been told
I love you more than my first wife as she is getting kind of old

Chorus:
So girl, you should know I will give one third of my love to you
That’s a pretty big fraction; I give you more love than the other two.
You know you’re the only third wife for me
That’s why I love you, and I love you, I love all three
But not equally.


How are the kids doing? I see you have one on the way
I guess that happened last August on a Thursday
Because your night is Thursday, and Saturday if you’re nice
Sometimes I love you, but I can’t handle you twice
And Saturday is normally wife number two’s night
But you know how we like foursomes, yeah they are tight

Chorus:
So girl, you should know I will give one third of my love to you
That’s a pretty big fraction; I give you more love than the other two.
You know you’re the only third wife for me
That’s why I love you, and I love you, I love all three
But not equally.

Rap portion:
So you’re my baby girl, my only one of three
So don’t get mad, and just see
I take care of you and give you what you need
As long as I know that you are caring my seed
You’re pretty good at harvesting wheat
And your horse meat sandwich is so good to eat
Our kids are pretty normal; we are almost to a dozen
And none of them have problems even though I’m your cousin
Your voice is so sweat to hear, you were sent from above
You know you only have one third true love.
(And that’s you. OOooooooOooo)

Chorus:
So girl, you should know I will give one third of my love to you
That’s a pretty big fraction; I give you more love than the other two.
You know you’re the only third wife for me
That’s why I love you, and I love you, I love all three
But not equally