Just Glad To Be Alive (A Song About Harry Potter)

I’m just a nerd

But I secretly wish I was a wizard

I might be good at quiddich and other magic sports

And I would proudly attend Hogwarts

But one little thought keeps going through my head

Something I’ve noticed in the books I’ve read

You see, this fact is what I dread

Because in the world of Harry Potter, I would be dead!

In the first book we saw Quirrell die

No big deal, he was a bad guy

Although in the Chamber of secrets, I held my breath

There wasn’t even a single death

Unless you count the basilisk

But several main characters lives were at risk

Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Now everything went according to plan

In the Prisoner of Azkaban

But things really start to heat up

In the Goblet of Fire, that evil cup

The whole Riddle family met their end

Killed by voldemort, couldn’t defend.

Bertha Jerkins and Barty Crouch Sr.

Are now gone for sure

But the only one we care about, who matters to me

Would be when JK killed off Cedric Diggory

Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Now lots of people died in the Order of the Phoenix

Lots of people fell under Voldemorts tricks

But the one most people want to come back

Is Harry’s step father, Sirius Black.

And while you might have to wince

A more people died in the Half Blooded Prince

But who cares if Gibbon and Amelia Bones are no more?

Everyone just misses Dumbledore

Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

JK just went crazy killing people left and right

The dead in the Deathly Hallows is certainly a sight

Well Hedwig, Scrimgeour, and Mad Eye

Ted Tonks, Pettigrew and Dobby die

Fred, Lupin and Tonks, believe me

Snape, Bellatrix and even Collin Creevey.

Even Harry’s life was about to abort

But thankfully he killed Voldemort

Staying alive as a wizard is too much of a struggle

So just be thankful to be a muggle!

Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive