Just Glad To Be Alive (A Song About Harry Potter)

I’m just a nerd

But I secretly wish I was a wizard

I might be good at quiddich and other magic sports

And I would proudly attend Hogwarts

But one little thought keeps going through my head

Something I’ve noticed in the books I’ve read

You see, this fact is what I dread

Because in the world of Harry Potter, I would be dead!

In the first book we saw Quirrell die

No big deal, he was a bad guy

Although in the Chamber of secrets, I held my breath

There wasn’t even a single death

Unless you count the basilisk

But several main characters lives were at risk

Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Now everything went according to plan

In the Prisoner of Azkaban

But things really start to heat up

In the Goblet of Fire, that evil cup

The whole Riddle family met their end

Killed by voldemort, couldn’t defend.

Bertha Jerkins and Barty Crouch Sr.

Are now gone for sure

But the only one we care about, who matters to me

Would be when JK killed off Cedric Diggory

Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Now lots of people died in the Order of the Phoenix

Lots of people fell under Voldemorts tricks

But the one most people want to come back

Is Harry’s step father, Sirius Black.

And while you might have to wince

A more people died in the Half Blooded Prince

But who cares if Gibbon and Amelia Bones are no more?

Everyone just misses Dumbledore

Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

JK just went crazy killing people left and right

The dead in the Deathly Hallows is certainly a sight

Well Hedwig, Scrimgeour, and Mad Eye

Ted Tonks, Pettigrew and Dobby die

Fred, Lupin and Tonks, believe me

Snape, Bellatrix and even Collin Creevey.

Even Harry’s life was about to abort

But thankfully he killed Voldemort

Staying alive as a wizard is too much of a struggle

So just be thankful to be a muggle!

Even though on broom I want to fly

I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die

I know my ending would be very grim

And my chances of living would be very slim

So although I could do magic

My ending would be tragic

I would never survive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive

Weeping Angel (Earth Angel Parody)

I felt like I need a little slow song. And something more old fashioned.

Weeping Angel

Weeping Angel

Please don’t be mine

The lonely assassin

Sends people back in time

I’m just a companion,

A companion so afraid, afraid of you

Weeping Angel

Weeping Angel

My hearts starting to sink

I keep my eyes open

too afraid even to blink

I’m just a companion,

A companion so afraid, afraid of you

I looked at you

And I knew

Your image was trapped in my head

I hope and I pray

That someday

All of your kind will be dead

Weeping Angel

Weeping Angel

My life you’ll wreck

I hope you don’t move

And break my neck

I’m just a companion,

A companion so afraid, afraid of you

I looked at you

And I knew

Your image was trapped in my head

I hope and I pray

That someday

All of your kind will be dead

Weeping Angel

Weeping Angel

You I will never miss

You’ll never find

The Doctor and the Tardis

I’m just a companion,

A companion who,

Who defeated you

Polygamy (A love song)

(Please do not be offended. Its all in good fun)


Hey girl, you are looking kind of down today, when you were working on the farm
When I kissed my second wife you looked at me in alarm.
But you know I love you, as much as I love the other two
Maybe not the first wife as I’m sure you have been told
I love you more than my first wife as she is getting kind of old

Chorus:
So girl, you should know I will give one third of my love to you
That’s a pretty big fraction; I give you more love than the other two.
You know you’re the only third wife for me
That’s why I love you, and I love you, I love all three
But not equally.


How are the kids doing? I see you have one on the way
I guess that happened last August on a Thursday
Because your night is Thursday, and Saturday if you’re nice
Sometimes I love you, but I can’t handle you twice
And Saturday is normally wife number two’s night
But you know how we like foursomes, yeah they are tight

Chorus:
So girl, you should know I will give one third of my love to you
That’s a pretty big fraction; I give you more love than the other two.
You know you’re the only third wife for me
That’s why I love you, and I love you, I love all three
But not equally.

Rap portion:
So you’re my baby girl, my only one of three
So don’t get mad, and just see
I take care of you and give you what you need
As long as I know that you are caring my seed
You’re pretty good at harvesting wheat
And your horse meat sandwich is so good to eat
Our kids are pretty normal; we are almost to a dozen
And none of them have problems even though I’m your cousin
Your voice is so sweat to hear, you were sent from above
You know you only have one third true love.
(And that’s you. OOooooooOooo)

Chorus:
So girl, you should know I will give one third of my love to you
That’s a pretty big fraction; I give you more love than the other two.
You know you’re the only third wife for me
That’s why I love you, and I love you, I love all three
But not equally

The Feet Song

I’m kind of jealous of my feet

As their love is so sweet

They really are the perfect pair

When their together people stare

I’m kind of jealous of my feet

Because I know I’ll never be that complete

I’m afraid that it’s hard to find

Someone who is two of a kind

I’m also jealous of my ears

They stay alert when I’m in tears

They listen, even though they are on opposite sides

They still work together in the highest tides

I might be jealous of my eyes

They go good together, it’s no surprise.

They blink away the bad days

They see every color, orange and gray

When I’m feeling blue

I wish people came in groups of two

If we were born, packaged together it would be neat

We’d always be together just like my feet.