I’m just a nerd
But I secretly wish I was a wizard
I might be good at quiddich and other magic sports
And I would proudly attend Hogwarts
But one little thought keeps going through my head
Something I’ve noticed in the books I’ve read
You see, this fact is what I dread
Because in the world of Harry Potter, I would be dead!
In the first book we saw Quirrell die
No big deal, he was a bad guy
Although in the Chamber of secrets, I held my breath
There wasn’t even a single death
Unless you count the basilisk
But several main characters lives were at risk
Even though on broom I want to fly
I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die
I know my ending would be very grim
And my chances of living would be very slim
So although I could do magic
My ending would be tragic
I would never survive
Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive
Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive
Now everything went according to plan
In the Prisoner of Azkaban
But things really start to heat up
In the Goblet of Fire, that evil cup
The whole Riddle family met their end
Killed by voldemort, couldn’t defend.
Bertha Jerkins and Barty Crouch Sr.
Are now gone for sure
But the only one we care about, who matters to me
Would be when JK killed off Cedric Diggory
Even though on broom I want to fly
I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die
I know my ending would be very grim
And my chances of living would be very slim
So although I could do magic
My ending would be tragic
I would never survive
Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive
Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive
Now lots of people died in the Order of the Phoenix
Lots of people fell under Voldemorts tricks
But the one most people want to come back
Is Harry’s step father, Sirius Black.
And while you might have to wince
A more people died in the Half Blooded Prince
But who cares if Gibbon and Amelia Bones are no more?
Everyone just misses Dumbledore
Even though on broom I want to fly
I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die
I know my ending would be very grim
And my chances of living would be very slim
So although I could do magic
My ending would be tragic
I would never survive
Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive
Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive
JK just went crazy killing people left and right
The dead in the Deathly Hallows is certainly a sight
Well Hedwig, Scrimgeour, and Mad Eye
Ted Tonks, Pettigrew and Dobby die
Fred, Lupin and Tonks, believe me
Snape, Bellatrix and even Collin Creevey.
Even Harry’s life was about to abort
But thankfully he killed Voldemort
Staying alive as a wizard is too much of a struggle
So just be thankful to be a muggle!
Even though on broom I want to fly
I know if I was in Harry Potter, I would die
I know my ending would be very grim
And my chances of living would be very slim
So although I could do magic
My ending would be tragic
I would never survive
Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive
Even though I’m not a wizard, I’m just glad to be alive
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