MadMen (A Mad World Parody)

All around me are advertising faces

Nostalgic places, nostalgic faces

Insulting women and other races,

Smoking indoors, smoking indoors

Martini’s are filling up their glasses,

Lots of drinking, Lots of drinking

Hide my past, I want to be a mystery

Still don’t feel free, still don’t feel free

And it’s very disappointing,

It’s really very sad,

I have failed as a husband, a human and a dad

I find it really easy

To pretend things never where

Here in New York City we are just

Mad men, Mad Men

Clients waiting for their presentations

Yell at Campbell, yell at Campbell

Try to search my brain for new creations

Lean on Peggy, Lean on Peggy

Married a model and then started cheating

Womanizing, Womanizing

Don’t even know if my heart’s still beating

Too much drinking, still not thinking

And it’s very disappointing,

It’s really very sad,

I have failed as a husband, a human and a dad

I find it really easy

To pretend things never where

Here in New York City we are just

Mad men, Mad Men

And it’s very disappointing,

It’s really very sad,

I have failed as a husband, a human and a dad

I find it really easy

To pretend things never where

Here in New York City we are just

Mad men, Mad Men

Weeping Angel (Earth Angel Parody)

I felt like I need a little slow song. And something more old fashioned.

Weeping Angel

Weeping Angel

Please don’t be mine

The lonely assassin

Sends people back in time

I’m just a companion,

A companion so afraid, afraid of you

Weeping Angel

Weeping Angel

My hearts starting to sink

I keep my eyes open

too afraid even to blink

I’m just a companion,

A companion so afraid, afraid of you

I looked at you

And I knew

Your image was trapped in my head

I hope and I pray

That someday

All of your kind will be dead

Weeping Angel

Weeping Angel

My life you’ll wreck

I hope you don’t move

And break my neck

I’m just a companion,

A companion so afraid, afraid of you

I looked at you

And I knew

Your image was trapped in my head

I hope and I pray

That someday

All of your kind will be dead

Weeping Angel

Weeping Angel

You I will never miss

You’ll never find

The Doctor and the Tardis

I’m just a companion,

A companion who,

Who defeated you

Gallifreyan Girls (A California Girls Parody)

The Doctor: Greetings companions
Lets take a journey

Romana: I know a place,

Where the leaves are always silver

Burnt orange sky

There must be something in the force field

Look’n at the stars

Over the Eye of Harmony (Black hole)

The Daleks

Are destroyed

When they try to exterminate us

You could travel through time

But nothings as fun

As the Citadel in the sun

Once you travel with us

You’ll be falling in love ohh ohhh

Gallifreyan girls are unforgettable

Headdresses

And robes on top

Regenerate

So hot well melt your jelly baby (Oooooh oh oooooh)

Gallifreyan girls are irreplaceable

Clever and quick

We got it on lock

Time lords represent

No your hands up (Oooooh oh oooooh)

Traveling through time

Enjoying playing games with K-9

We solve

Mysteries

With the Doctor in the Tardis (oh oh)

You could travel through time

But nothings as fun

As the Citadel in the sun

Once you travel with us

You’ll be falling in love ohh ohhh

Gallifreyan girls are unforgettable

Headdresses

And robes on top

Regenerate

So hot well melt your jelly baby (Oooooh oh oooooh)

Gallifreyan girls are irreplaceable

Clever and quick

We got it on lock

Time lords represent

But your hands up (Oooooh oh oooooh)

The Doctor:

clever, young

Strong and fast

These are the girls know how to make it last

Great, Great Gallifrey

These are the girls that will set you free

I mean the ones

Like she’s the one

Save her

Help her

Hotter than the sun

She’s got smarts

Got two hearts

And she lives in space

It’s my place

So full of grace

Like the time race

Take the Tardis for a flight

Into the night

Aliens we are going to fight

But in Gallifrey it’s alright

All the monsters

Running away

Cybermen don’t want to play

Geronimo, let’s go, and flow

No foe, for show

Just the Doctor

And Ho

Hey Romana, my fawn-a

(Heeey)

You look like you wanna

(Uh Huh)

Travel with me?

Cuz your representing Gallifrey

Romana:

Gallifreyan girls are unforgettable

Headdresses

And robes on top

Regenerate

So hot well melt your jelly baby (Oooooh oh oooooh)

Gallifreyan girls are irreplaceable

Clever and quick

We got it on lock

Time lords represent

But your hands up (Oooooh oh oooooh)

The Doctor:

(Gallifrey, Gallifreyyyyy)

Galifrean girls, man, I wish they could all be

Galifrean girls

(Gallifrey, Gallifreyyyyy)

I really wish you all could be

Galifrean girls

Cash Cab for Cutie

This is to the tune of I Will Fallow You into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie. Came up with this idea while doing the dishes.

Passenger of mine

Someday you will find

A cab that is so kind

Its Discover Channels Cash Cab

This cab pays you, and you can make it through

Use your shout outs, you get two

While you ride in the cash Cab

If Ben Bailey decides

That this is the end of your ride

And you don’t take your double or nothing challenge with pride

If you answer all your questions

And all the money you can grab

You just took a ride in the Cash Cab

In New York City the cab drivers are never pretty

But one is the cash cab and pays you back

Don’t get three questions wrong, if your ride is not long

Just wrack your brain for facts

And you might be on the right track

If Ben Bailey decides

That this is the end of your ride

And you don’t take your double or nothing challenge with pride

If you answer all your questions

And all the money you can grab

You just took a ride in the Cash Cab

The questions are so neat, to make sure your knowledge is complete

Learn lots of historical things

And people who do sports are all good to know

As well as characters on tv shows and the bones in your nose

Theres nothing to worry about

Because your getting the questions right

And it looks like you’re at a red LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

If Ben Bailey decides

That this is the end of your ride

And you don’t take your double or nothing challenge with pride

If you answer all your questions

And all the money you can grab

You just took a ride in the Cash Cab

Polygamy (A love song)

(Please do not be offended. Its all in good fun)


Hey girl, you are looking kind of down today, when you were working on the farm
When I kissed my second wife you looked at me in alarm.
But you know I love you, as much as I love the other two
Maybe not the first wife as I’m sure you have been told
I love you more than my first wife as she is getting kind of old

Chorus:
So girl, you should know I will give one third of my love to you
That’s a pretty big fraction; I give you more love than the other two.
You know you’re the only third wife for me
That’s why I love you, and I love you, I love all three
But not equally.


How are the kids doing? I see you have one on the way
I guess that happened last August on a Thursday
Because your night is Thursday, and Saturday if you’re nice
Sometimes I love you, but I can’t handle you twice
And Saturday is normally wife number two’s night
But you know how we like foursomes, yeah they are tight

Chorus:
So girl, you should know I will give one third of my love to you
That’s a pretty big fraction; I give you more love than the other two.
You know you’re the only third wife for me
That’s why I love you, and I love you, I love all three
But not equally.

Rap portion:
So you’re my baby girl, my only one of three
So don’t get mad, and just see
I take care of you and give you what you need
As long as I know that you are caring my seed
You’re pretty good at harvesting wheat
And your horse meat sandwich is so good to eat
Our kids are pretty normal; we are almost to a dozen
And none of them have problems even though I’m your cousin
Your voice is so sweat to hear, you were sent from above
You know you only have one third true love.
(And that’s you. OOooooooOooo)

Chorus:
So girl, you should know I will give one third of my love to you
That’s a pretty big fraction; I give you more love than the other two.
You know you’re the only third wife for me
That’s why I love you, and I love you, I love all three
But not equally